Braaaaaaaains! This movie ain't got any. Hey! I'll be here all week. We're at the halfway point of our spooky season celebration and we couldn't be more excited to bring you our very first (but certainly not our last) Uwe Boll episode with 'House of the Dead'
So what's the verdict? Is this more than just a mindless husk of testosterone and misogyny? No...no it really isn't. Is it still baffling enjoyable in the exact way car crash cinema ought to be....you'll have to listen to find out.